If I can raise 1,000 I will shave off this glorious beard! Many people have been distraught by my participation in this fundraiser because, let's face it this thing is legendary. I'm pretty sure it has special powers..what powers you ask? That's not important right now, but the powers include ,but are not limited to: invisibility, the power of flight, bulletproofness, special assorted wizardry powers etc. I was actually born with this thing! The doctors were baffled, but it's something I've lived with my entire life. Unfortunately I do not have proof of this as all of my baby photos were destroyed in the great maple syrup floods of 1984.*momeny of silence*  but I'm a trustworthy guy so just take my word for it...

I am prepared to shed this beaut of a beard for a great cause! SO!! Here is the deal!! If you want me to shave it donate $$ and put Yes in the comment line. If you want me to keep it, donate and put no in the comment line. Whoever donates more wins!

Please join us in the 1st Annual Beard Off benefiting the Ulman Cancer Fund for Young Adults (UCF).

Grow your beard and sign up for a fundraising page to help UCF change lives by creating a community of support
for young adults, and their loved ones as they fight cancer and embrace survivorship.